this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

When they have this face and start "running" and twitching, ughh. I'm now used to it, but as a new pet owner, having a hellhound laying in front of the keyboard was an experience

[–] sailormoon@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This happens to me when I'm too hot. Try wearing lighter pajamas and/or using a lighter blanket :)

[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Instructions unclear I just set my bed on fire

Take that Cthuluh

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

which antidepressant you taking

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 8 points 9 months ago

I'm in this comment and I don't like it

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why fight the Eldritchen forces trying to drive you mad? Give in to ~~us~~ them... Take it from me, who is in no way an agent of those Eldritchen forces, you will feel much better, when you are insane:-).

[–] boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You could at least buy me dinner first

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

~~Why would I buy you dinner when I can take your whole soul~~ Uh... okay! :-)

[–] boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I ain't using my soul anyway. I would gladly exchange it for a nice meal with an eldritch horror.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wow. I don't know about soul, but you just won my heart:-). ~~Here, let me just cut it out for you...~~

[–] boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

The covenant is born

[–] TeckFire@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Average Bloodborne player

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I'm crying laughing in bed when I should be sleeping, thank you for this beautiful thing

[–] xia@links.hackliberty.org 1 points 8 months ago

My deepest sympathies...

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

haha it's me :) help