I could easily go outside and randomly shoot some strangers, but there's also a chance that I'd have to talk to some of those strangers, so I'll pass.
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But then you'd be a spree killer, not a serial killer.
Well, obviously. If you want to be a serial killer you can't do that - you have to spend all your time alone at home.
I hate this stereotype. Psychopaths are often socially well adapted.
Yeah, serial killers have to be disarming enough to pursue victims while not giving off too many social signals that they're responsible for killing multiple people.
Certain other types of socially challenged, outcast and or depressed hateful criminals might fit the description a lot better.
Okay now what? How do i become a serial killer?
One step at a time
Will you be my first victim? 🥰❤️
Sorry, but I'm already taken
You two! Get a den!
Do you have any hobbies? (other than the serial killing of course...)
I do have a nice knife collection
You call that a knife collection? This is a knife collection: 🥄🥄🥄
That's not a knife collection, that's a spoon collection.
I see you've played Knifey Spoony before.
Literally besides movies/ videogames it's running in the woods... Ya know like a serial killer. I have to do everything in my power to make women know I'm not chasing them down. Avoid eye contact, earbuds in, wide berth
Become the greatest of threats the serial killer killer!
Step one: Run through woods with axe
Step two: Find someone unfazed by said action
Step three: Stalk them
Step four: Explain to forest services why you are infact not insane
Step five: Go to jail anyways
Step six: Get out if jail
Step seven: Repeat until change in results
"The world doesnt owe you anything!!!"
-Idiots
When that is the case, and we act like it in the US, then the reverse is also true, and you owe no allegiance or decency to the society that punches down at you.
Maybe if humanity made it our priority to care for one another instead of working against one another to "win" a bigger pile of capital than the other guys, we wouldn't have as many killers.
But that will never happen, and we won't ever take responsibility as societies for the monsters we create through our apathy and sociopathy.
When there's a school shooting, I feel like I'm the only person who feels for the shooter kid who had no friends and abusive/neglectful parents. No one gave a shit about that kid until he snapped. That isn't just the immediate parents job, that is society's job to prevent. That is the parents of the kids that picked on them's fault, that is our underfunded social services' fault, that is all of our faults.
Honestly I'm surprised we don't have more. Everyone has a breaking point, and our society is all about exploiting people to theirs for private profit, and then throwing them away like garbage when they're no longer effective capital batteries. Then everyone acts shocked and horrified when they don't just go off and die peacefully and silently.
Maybe I'M a serial killer.... of breakfast cereals that is!
Even SK have friends and families, touch grass dumbass
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