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[–] OldWomanoftheWoods@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago
[–] pozbo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Telomeres for your shoestrings

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm too old to know what Phineas and Ferb is, but when I was young I used to love knowing obscure words like:

  • The indent between your upper lip and your nose is called the philtrum (more commonly known now because of piercings

  • The recess on the bottom of a wine bottle is called a punt.

  • The infinity symbol (like a sideways 8) is a lemniscate

  • The cap on the pointy end of an umbrella, or any other tubular thing (including a pencil) is called a ferrule

  • The space between your eyebrows is your glabella

Etc. Anyway, aglet was one of those. I was always so happy when I had an opportunity to use one ("Oh, man, my aglet broke!").

[–] gencha@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

These are awesome! Thanks

[–] arashikage@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The cardboard ring around a coffee cup is called a Zarf

Another fun one: the # symbol is an octothorpe

[–] SariEverna@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

And the infinity symbol is likely related to the analemma, the shape the sun traces out over the course of a year.

[–] waz@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But are you old enough to remember Tom Cruise discussing them in the film Cocktail? (in the cinema on the original release‽ )

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well, it came out when I was 26, but I don't think I saw it.

[–] Ansis@iusearchlinux.fyi 16 points 1 year ago

Aglet. Not Phineas & Ferb. Terraria.

[–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Aglet. Thanks Phineas and Ferb!

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[–] SeriousNick@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Aglets. Terraria my beloved.

[–] Eamona6533@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aglet. Thanks phineas and ferb!

[–] SammyBecker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I got it from simpsons lol

[–] Naura@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago

Aglet - phineas and ferb

[–] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Aglet. Another shout-out to Phineas and Ferb.

[–] Gleddified@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Aglet. Archie comics did a bit on them, that's where I learned

[–] ChickenAndRice@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Aglet - Jimmy Neutron

[–] WorldlyIntrospection@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Easy. The 80s and older crowd will know this from some inherent eldritch knowledge or have no idea. But everyone else will know this from Jimmy Neutron.
scrolling through the comments, seeing Phineas and Ferb everywhere

I'm only in my mid twenties. Y'all need to stop making me feel old.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I know it from an Archie comic I read in the 90's

[–] ImADifferentBird@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I know it from Justice League Unlimited.

https://youtu.be/QkEBvqaXXHc

[–] Ganbat@lemmyonline.com 2 points 1 year ago

I watched Jimmy Neutron, but I guess I never saw (or maybe just never processed) that episode.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago

🎶 A, G, L, E, T, Aglets! Don't forget it 🎶

^^^One word at a time^^^

What, the shoes?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You wanna maybe use a red circle mate?

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I knew a kid once who said when he grew up that he wanted to be the guy that puts the aglets on shoelaces.

I don't know what ever happened to him, but I like to think he found his calling in shoe plastics.

[–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A picture of a shoe, with laces, which have plastic aglets on the ends.

[–] themusicman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] deveaux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

C'est deux aglets.

[–] dogpound@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Odelay42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ferrule is the round metal thing the aglet goes through

[–] Sirsersur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

These are Aglets. I didn't look it up, i watched Phineas & Ferb as a child.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I misremembered it as eglet, and I probably learned it from uncle John's bathroom reader because I am old.

[–] ramplay@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Whoa, hold on now... I'm not old, and I shit through atleast 4 edition's of Uncle John's bathroom readers in my pre and early teens

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[–] BKBenji@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I personally don't know what they're called but to my cat that's called food.

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

They're aglets. I believe Phineas and Ferb is a cartoon, but I've never seen it.

[–] BURN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aglets, and it’s 100% due to Phineas and Ferb

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[–] ImADifferentBird@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aglets.

And their true purpose is sinister.

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[–] willeypete23@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Shoe string condoms.

Their true purpose is sinister.

[–] Death2lois@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I only know they are aglets thanks to "Repossessed!" Fantastic spoof of The Exorcist with Leslie Neilson and Linda Blair (from the original). Blair played Nancy Aglet and fought possession again. They made a joke about her name that got the word weirdly stuck in my brain. "We've tried everything the devil hates. Sex, drugs, rock and roll..."

[–] Lifes_Like_Plinko@geddit.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Saw a post here recently about a 'reverse exorcism,' in which the devil tries to get the priest out of the child.

[–] Death2lois@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Oh my... lol. Not sure if I could handle that one, maybe as a gag bit in a larger comedy/parody...

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