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[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 43 points 7 months ago

He has terrible form. His hand position is for full range, his strike is not as efficient as it should be, but was still effective against an unknowing opponent.

Things will not go as well at the next meeting.

[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 22 points 7 months ago

Next meeting? Those people might be dead.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

People underestimate the deadliness of the simple staff. It's a solid hunk of hardwood. In a medieval reenactment group my friend was a part of, some people said the staves should require two hits to take out an opponent because they're so weak. So they set up a steel helmet as a test, hit it once and caved it in completely. That put a stop to all that talk.

But yes a skilled quarterstaff practitioner should absolutely place their hands much farther apart.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

Well, as Archimedes already said:

Give me a lever long enough and a fixed point on which to place it, and I shall cave your head in.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

People underestimate the deadliness of absolutely everything, except for the things where we grossly overestimate it.

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

Some high ceilings up in here.

[-] Album@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Obviously they used the Staff Only room

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 18 points 7 months ago
[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Next time bring oxacillin.

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 13 points 7 months ago

So, what do I bring for the scrum masters meeting?

[-] Jtee@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Rugby team

Edit: they also help with sprints

[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

No, it's a staff.

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

No, it's a play on words using homophones.

[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Oh, I was thinking that you might feel beaten down after a business staff meeting, much like a weapon staff meeting.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Old Bill was the only survivor. Luckily for him, he had experience using staves, canes, and sticks from being born blind.

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

I wonder how he'll do at Wizard staff meeting.

[-] simin@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

oh no

anyways

this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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