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[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Fish ~~sticks~~ dicks

In the fine print: "Smoked salmon in rye bread. Does not contain cock."
That's still a hard pass from me. If you have to assure me that there's no cock in it without being asked, I don't want it.

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, well never mind then.

[-] Walop@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

The finest of Finnish cuisine.

[-] BlessedDog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Savo moment 🤢

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

One fish cock weighs 182g? that fish was hung!

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Ugh, now I’m picturing it wrapped up in there in a spiral.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Like a jack in the box

Oh my!

[-] Theero@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Like a former British pm, I prefer the ham cock.

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I thought it was the pig that got the cock, not "gave" it?
(brandnewsentences)

Either way ew, but good reference, never forget piggate.

[-] ALilOff@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
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