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What's stopping you from coding like this ? (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 42 points 9 months ago

I can't code for shit.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Physics. Light won't pass through my body.

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

I don't think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

I was born handicapped, i don't have xray vision.

[–] testman@lemmy.ml 31 points 9 months ago

Is this the "agile" development methodology that I heard so much about?

[–] nis@feddit.dk 25 points 9 months ago

My bones.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I'm pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 9 months ago

blind people exist.

blind people use computers.

Maybe she's using accessibility tools to yogacode

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Yonicasting

[–] hedgehog@ttrpg.network 19 points 9 months ago

That isn’t ergonomic. Look at how her wrists are splayed and how her shoulders are uneven. She’s just begging for an RSI.

[–] Krafting@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Web devs in 2024 be like

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Backend developer.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I can't afford a Mac

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 13 points 9 months ago

The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I don't have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i've tried.

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

i've tried

A grave matter of concern, one that is greater than US national security concerns.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's only one monitor in that setup

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Second monitor is on the ceiling

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

Sorry, I do not take inspiration from staring at my anus while coding. That just means they are shitcoding.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

My flexibility.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

I'm too fat

[–] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i have a desktop computer :(

[–] gamma@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

Move the keyboard to the floor

[–] 20inmyhead@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Lack of stupidity

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

The fact my spine would probably break like a twig.

Sounds like a good time! /s

[–] LoveSausage@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

My dick

[–] smb@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.

tuché?

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 9 months ago

The Health and Safety Executives’ “working with display screen equipment” guide mainly.

[–] Meltrax@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I can't type if I can't see the keyboard.

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Every muscle in my body

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

My own comfort