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No AeroPress. I'll never know who I am. :(

Liberal

I... don't drink coffee...

No instant? I drink instant every day.

"Hoxhaist" is a term you made up and you can't convince me otherwise

Not to yuck y'all's yum, but coffee is gross

Neoliberal is going to Starbucks. Neoconservative is going to Starbucks and yelling at the hispanic barista.

Pairing Trotsky with a consumerist product is an insult. It would be shared instant coffee at the Slabs, and everyone drinking it would say the other coffee was stolen.

I'm mostly anarchist, but when I have visitors I become a Marxist-Leninist

Posadism attempts to introduce elements of ufology into Marxist thought.

WTF?

...Arguing that only communism can allow the development of interplanetary travel.

I'd argue that the infrastructure we need to colonize other worlds is going to require larger organized population than capitalism can provide.

But as a reader that sees ideologies as starting points (that need to be developed so as to create a pathway to post-scarcity), I can't say what the corruption-light system is that will allow for interplanetary colonization and trade.

The fabricator IRL would be late-game magitech that manipulates huge amounts of energy. (A fabrication failure could annihilate a continent). Far, far, sooner, we'll have the food-printer / turbolift system of Star Trek TOS to deliver us our custom-made coffee.

Meanwhile, in 2024, we're having a tough time escaping the gravity of fascism-driven autocracy.

Everyone knows the true test of a person's character is the consistency of their grinder, not the brewer. (please don't look on my kitchen countertop- it's full of almost all of these and a single hand grinder. My forearm is crying for help)

But all I have is a coffee mug and a jar of instant... ☕⁉️😭

No Aeropress?

holy shit it classidied me correctly

Where is the aero press

As a Posadist I'll have you know the aliens haven't delivered my replicator yet.

but i only drink tea...

I dont even know the word

After Google: no i dont like stalin

Anarchist posadist: "Gas station coffee, hot, no mug."

Slurps the concoction off the replicator shelf

Cold brew? Asking for a friend named me.

Since we’re talking communism, can’t I just use yours?

Pan of water brought to boiling on the stove. Add grounds 30 seconds after removing from heat. Wait several minutes. Strain through fine mesh seive directly into cup.

No machine or dedicated apparatus required.