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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 127 points 9 months ago (5 children)

This is a question of passive income vs active.

Passive is king. You breath when you sleep. When you get too old to walk, you still breath.

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 61 points 9 months ago (4 children)

The average human takes 20000 breaths per day. For comparison, the average American take 4700 steps a day so steps actually win since the break even point is around 4000 steps.

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Good point, but when you run the numbers that works out to $1000/day for breathing and $1175/day for walking. With $1000 a day you won't need to take those steps anymore. Bonus, as you gain weight you'll presumably need to breathe more so you'll gradually make more and more money right up until the heart attack. Truly a passive income at its finest.

[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I mean, I hit 6000 minimum and sometimes 10000 steps. 4000 is low as shit

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 9 months ago

Break a leg? Get sick? Get old? Breathing still has you covered.

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[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

For anyone curious (1000000/50)/12 is 1666.66 which is how many years you would have to live to make a million dollars.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

Whoever thought that $50 a month is any sort of good income is brain dead.

[–] TheLameSauce@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Also should be noted, if you took that 1 mil and just put it in a bunch of high-interest savings accounts, you'd be averaging a little over $3k/month just in the interest earned.

It does make me wonder, at what point is the guaranteed $x a month a better call than one lump 1 mil?

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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When you get too old to walk, you still breath.

But you should already be filthy rich at that point, so who cares 🤷‍♂️ the choice is largely irrelevant after a few years and, regardless of which option you choose, you should be well into the millions after a decade.

Steps let me build up actual wealth over the course of just a year or two. Breathing keeps me comfy my whole life, but I can't be really wasteful for a few years.

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[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't really care what makes more money, id just take the walking one to incentivise me to walk more. id rather be healthy than slightly richer

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (10 children)

You only need 4-5k steps a day for it to be more money, which is pretty doable for most people. Of course, that would make getting your 10k steps in per day worth about $300k excess, which is a pretty compelling incentive

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[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I have tthe benefit of a smart watch, so I know my stats quite well. Over the long term, I average 13 breaths per minute, or 18,720 breaths per day. That translates into $936 per day. When not injured, I average 22,000 steps per day, which would get me $5500 per day (currently injured, so no running, so I'm down to 12,000 steps or $3000 per day). Breathing would win only if I averaged fewer than 3744 steps per day. I think I get more just walking to my corner newsagent and back.

[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (6 children)

You would also have an incentive to walk more so even if you're normally very sedentary, you wouldn't be after taking the deal.

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[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

13k steps.

If im getting 2500 a day, 1800 after tax im good.

More time to walk to get junk food too.

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Averaging 22k? Damn. I consider 15k a busy day at work, 25k was a full day of work plus an hour and a half walk. I respect it.

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[–] Enkrod@feddit.de 51 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Breathing is at least 150k a year, that's more than enough, even after taxes and has me covered when I'm old and can't go for a walk anymore.

I don't need more, I'd rather enjoy my quiet time and taking an walk and standing still for a while at a nice vista, enjoying the view. I don't need the constant chase for money and even more money in my life and the stress of having to keep moving to get even more. When I walk at the beach with my better half, I'd rather think of how nice this is rather than how much this earns me.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Consider this: you can become a multimillionaire within a year of the step option, and have even less stress as you become able to live off investments for the rest of your life. You can even run for charity to have a more fulfilling life if you so choose, it stops being a constant chase for money.

Winning Capitalism is all about investing enough to take care of your needs indefinitely. With the step option, you win, and retain the ability to gain more money if you wish. With breath, you deprive yourself of that option.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I don't care about "winning capitalism", I care about living a comfortable life and being able to pursue my hobbies. $150k a year is more than enough, and I don't have to worry about investment bullshit, it's just guaranteed constant income. As long as I'm alive, I'll be breathing, that's 100% guaranteed. Winning the stock market is not guaranteed, and being able to use my legs for the rest of my life is also not guaranteed.

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[–] einat2346@lemmy.today 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

Per https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar_year 525,600 minutes per year

Per https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK537306/ 12 breaths per minute for an adult (which you should be for the mind cesspool that is the internet)

525,600 minutes by 12 by $0.05 is $315,360.00 per year.

Breathing is at least 150k a year

I decry you as needs improvement at maths.

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

Cashier: You are 5 dollars short

You: starts hyperventilating

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 39 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I doubt you average less than five breaths per step considering all the time one spends not walking, so this is really a no-brainer

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[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 37 points 9 months ago (9 children)

I looked at my rates. At 17 breaths a minute, I would make $1,224 per day. At around 7725 steps per day, I would make $1,931 per day. I have to go back years to find a month that averaged a step income below my breath income. Hands down (or feet down), I’d choose making money through steps. I would be making over $700k a year. The added benefit is that I can also increase my step count per day and it would make me healthier. Increasing my breath rate generally wouldn’t.

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

so average person takes 20K breaths a day, that's $1000/day every day for no effort.

Steps obviously vary a lot more. If you get the recommended minimum of 10K steps a day then that's $2.5K/day.

I feel like were I given this sort of earning potential I would probably seek to get in shape as a first step, which would make the step choice the overall better choice.

[–] Leeks@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But breathing is a prerequisite of living, so while you may not be able to walk every day you are alive (you become disabled or elderly) you will always breath. Over the course of a life, breathing is likely the better income.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

The steps option has a way higher ceiling and can give you significantly more money when you need it most (i.e. early in this scenario). The breathing one will probably net you more money in the end, but that would likely be when you already have a huge excess and it doesn't matter much.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

If you walk 10k on avg a day from 30 to 70, you'd have to live until 130 to break even. It only gets worse if we consider steps walked since birth.

That's before you consider that I'd rather have money while I can walk. Even looking purely at it from a most money at the end perspective I could invest the excess 1.5k a day and make far far more than you could breathing. I could also quite likely beat 10k steps on most days, when I go to a festival or other walking activity (which I would do a lot more with all the free time I'd have) I pretty often break 25k steps.

So the expected value is much higher for walking even factoring in the chance of a horrific accident.

Of course maybe you'd rather not feel obligated to walk every day, or maybe you'd rather play it safe with breathing. Those are both valid choices, 1k/day is still more money than anyone needs. But walking definitely makes you more money by the end, and personally I'd appreciate the incentive to stay active.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago
  • Choose steps
  • Don't pay taxes on them
  • Taxman wants money
  • I run away
  • Taxman chases me
  • Each step I run, I owe more money
[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 25 points 9 months ago (9 children)

This is the absolute easiest question. If you ever get this, the answer is steps. Get your 10k steps a day, or even 20k if you're feeling frisky. Get in shape, buy some nice walking or running shoes, and invest the massive difference between walking and what breathing would get you.

Once you reach a good level invested, you're functionally able to retire and never even take another step. Your investments will cover everything.

Anyone who says breath doesn't realize the sheer difference steps can make.

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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

According to my quick random search* a normal persons breaths 20k times a day, which equals US$ 1k

In order to achieve that with steps, i would need 4k steps, which is practically nothing

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[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Let's say you walk 10,000 steps a day. That's $2500 per day. Sounds like a lot right? How long would it take you to become a billionaire? 400,000 days or just under 1100 years. That's for 1 billion dollars. Bezos is worth 192.4 billion... Billionaires should not exist and the world would be better off if we ate them.

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[–] alien@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

breath! I breathe while I am asleep, case closed.

[–] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Average 18 breaths a minute 60 minutes an hour 24 hours in a day

$1296

You make more if you walk more than 5184 steps a day. Which you probably do

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 22 points 9 months ago (5 children)

The average person takes ~12 breaths per minute, so the left works out to ~$ 850 if you do absolutely nothing.

Generally, taking more steps will include taking more breaths, as you increase physical exertion, your breaths per minute goes up. It won't be nearly as much of an increase to make up the difference for the increased value of steps.

Basically, I see this as two distinct paths. Low risk low reward, and higher risk higher reward. On the low risk side is breaths. Even if you become paraplegic, you will continue to earn. It will be less than the alternative in optimal conditions, but it will be earnings for every moment of your life for the rest of your life. On the high risk side, I see that you can very easily outpace the earnings of the alternative by simply being more active. The risk is that you need to keep active to earn. Any lazy days on the couch are going to cost you. Any days ill, bedridden or injured, will cost you.

This splits most into a more communal vs capitalistic view: where more long term thinkers would likely go with breathing, and more short term and capitalistic thinkers will go with steps.

If steps people take their income from those steps and invest wisely, they can secure more long term income, which is a good move, since it not only secures your position, but you can also pass on those benefits to future generations. People picking breath are going to be earning less overall, but continually and depending on conditions, could end up better for it in the long run, especially if they are faced with a disability that prevents them from walking.

Personally, I'd go with breaths. I want stability more than high earnings. My current lifestyle doesn't lend itself very well to taking many steps per day, so in my current position, I'd probably make more that way. Also the idea that I can make money while I'm sleeping is appealing to me.

A consistent $600-1000 daily would result in more than $200,000/yr on the low end, which is more than double my current salary... In fact nearly triple.

So you're telling me I can triple my yearly earnings by doing absolutely nothing differently? Sign me up.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

making money by sleeping? Fuck yeah

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The breathing one allows you to make money while you sleep

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The monkey's paw will break my legs. I'll take the breaths.

[–] desto@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Granted, you are now a rock

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Breathing so I can make money while I sleep.

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[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Let's do some math, shall we?

Average person takes 12-20 breaths per minute. 0.05 × 12 = 60 cents a minute on the low end.

0.6 × 60 = $36/hr at minimum.

I was initially gonna say the steps one, but $36/hrs minimum just to exist? That sounds kinda tempting...

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I average between 8 and 10k steps a day, so 2000-2500$ a day vs 36*24 ~= 864$

Someone pointed out you could loose your ability to walk in an accident or due to old age but you'd be breathing until the end, but at 3x the income you could easily invest and save to end up much wealthier than you would with the slower but more reliable breathing option

But regardless of which option you choose you'll be set for life, but it'll still probably take you hundreds of thousands of lifetimes to get even a fraction of Jeff Bezos wealth

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[–] Gladaed@feddit.de 18 points 9 months ago (5 children)

The left is already 600 Bucks a day. This is sufficient money. Hence the right should never be chosen. Greed is not always good. If you can have enough forever vs. More + downside/condition you should always choose the easy out.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I am torn by this comment. The Internet says we take something like 20,000 breaths a day which is $1000 a day. Like you said that is plenty of money and you will collect it until the day you die.

On the other hand walking 10k steps a day is 1.5x that, and I get on average more than 10k steps a day, but I don't make money while I am asleep or if I am on a cruise or a plane, or if I hurt myself and can no longer walk.

Maybe what id do is take the steps, run enough in a couple months to have a sizeable seed investment and then put it in the market and then just live. Never look at or care about additional my walking money and just live my life like I want.

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I just want enough money to be comfortable. I'll take the breaths option for the free low effort money.

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[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

My exercise induced asthma says fuck you to either choice I make.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] spader312@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Considering my fitness tracker shows I took 121k steps in January, and the average breaths of 12 per minute, I'd have made 30k in January. 5k more than just breathing. Assuming a resting heart rate, breathing faster because of exercise is not a factor I can quantify

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

so it's about 20% more for walking based on those numbers.

i would definitely take the breathing! there's been too many times i couldn't walk, that's only going to increase as i age.

imagine getting in a bad car crash the day after starting the walking deal, both legs are broken. now, you are broke two ways! it's like adding insult to injury. that would be the worst feeling in the world.

when it comes down to "enough money to never need to work" vs "enough money to never need to work +20%, with extra risk if you get injured" i'll take the safe bet every time

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You couldn't pay me to breath. Not. even. once.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Now the melody from The Police is haunting me again.

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