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Tweeting is dead
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Xitting
Xit, Xitting, Xat. Keeping in mind that most people pronounce the "x" as "sh".
Why would anyone pronounce it like that?
Scissoring
Goddamn Twitter is such a dumpster fire
And i love every second of it. Haven't used that garbage in years.
Twitter > Tweeting > Tweet
X > Xcreting > Xcrement?
We can be more subtle about it
X > Xcreating > Xcreation
Xeet - one better than yeet.
I don't know why Elon musk didn't just call it tXting
That would have been too smart
LeVar Burton Meme > Drake Meme. Time for a new standard.
Xreeching
That just sound like something that should be done in private. Maybe somthing you should consult your doctor about.
So glad I Xited right after Musk’s purchase was finalized. My days are freer and my conscience is clear!
Now every body can enjoy eXcreting all the X's
The verb tweet was the only thing they had going for them.
"An official xcreeted this morning in response to the allegations saying Uuaauahagh.
Musk's new designation shall be Xcretus.
People sure are obsessed by an app they supposedly don't even use.
That's because Twitter was a widely used common platform, even if you didn't use it you still got news from there.
So people get annoyed when it got x'ed.
Hold up one second, what do you call posting on mastodon? Masting? Mastering? Mastodoning?
Tooting, it's what a Mastodon do. Posts in Mastodon are Toots
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2023
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