I think this is the first actual shower thought posted here
It's also as old as dirt
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of beans?
More propaganda from big bean. We all know orchids and fruit pits ain't legumes, let alone beans
“The best part of waking up is pits in your cup” just didn’t succeed in audience tests.
Look we start with this and soon enough we're gonna call Pizza an "open faced sandwich" and I can't abide that.
Both pizza and open faced sandwiches are actually just toast.
Deep dish pizza...
Is a quiche. It makes so much sense now that I think of it.
Isn't a pizza just a self-important pancake?
Pancakes are made from batter while pizza is made from dough. Rather, I would say that KFC is just deep-fried pancakes.
But pancake is a cake and pizza a pie.
How dare you sir and/or ma'am?
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repost bots here already?
It was an original thought I laughed my head off with my ex and wrote down with a pen and paper about 15 years ago. So… I guess?
Maybe I'm stupid (and have no clue about coffee), but what is the 3rd bean besides soy and coffee?
Vanilla bean :)
Ah. TIL
Coffee isn't made from beans, silly.
True, it's made from ground up coffee bugs!
Close! It's Cherry pits! Valiant effort, though.
Finally an actual r/showerthought style post and not a Lemmy meta post or TIL.
Five-bean, if you drink it in the shower!
Wtf are the fourth and fifth beans in that scenario? 😂
I think this madlad is talking about dipping his own beans into his latte..?
But why in the shower? Can you not do that out the shower? Unclear why shower is involved.
Because it's pulling the water running off the beans, like the coffee.
You know, to add to the broth.
Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
Mhmm.. soup..
But it's not juice. Nothing is being pressed or squeezed. It's a solution or a three bean broth.
Also, coffee isn't a bean. It's a cherry pit
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.