this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2023
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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Everything reminds me of her

[–] smokinjoe@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is it normal that I find the second image arousing?

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, at least I'm not alone.

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Absolutely not. It is kinda hot tho.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you want your lemon to get AIDS because that's how you give your lemon AIDS

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

When life gives you lemons, make lemon AIDS.

[–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

You monster!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop temping me to fuck lemons.

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Elio sweating rn

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

ow oof ouch

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago

You forgot the salt

[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] KairuByte@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] daFRAKKINpope@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I mean, I'd rather not.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] guycls@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And some paprika for good measure.

[–] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That's something I would have din back in the university days 😁

[–] Mercival@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why'd you go and cut your finger, when you have perfectly good wrists and forearms?

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Nothing like getting a cut at work and getting some sweat in it.

[–] volkrom@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Lol this immediately reminded me of Un Chien Andalou for some reason

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is this meme format based on bill Nye the science guy?!?

[–] ninja@hoboninjachicken.com 2 points 1 year ago

No thank you.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Ouch i literally shrinked. How do you do that?

Seriously, what is wrong with you?