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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago

"Ya'll don't wanna see ma hog wart.."

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Never seen this before. Had to know what happened next: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=jQMpBZNAOks

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

It certainly adds new context to the story of the "Philosophers Stone"... 😰

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Still portrays minorities in a better light than the author and parts of the original books 🤷

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

J.K Rowling is nobility in TERF circles and also, there's some racist and antisemitic portions of the original Harry Potter books.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I like to think he would make that face if he saw this meme

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Of all the things he could possess, he possessed crack. Like he could've possessed a police officer and robbed a jewelry store or something, but nope: you don't just smoke the crack, you become the crack.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I think he had a very different potions class experience than most.

[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

My baby is learning to eat, his hands get filthy and I'm teaching him Spanish, so after meals it's time to chant the magic spell

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 9 months ago

Mate you got a spare incendio?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Looks like the free Dobbie spell was miscast as a merge Dobbie spell.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago