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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Despite the anyeurism, im interested. What does the spoon do, i must know?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Get hot and moist.

[–] PotatoKat@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Supposedly stops it from boiling over

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’ve had mixed success with it. I don’t remember it’s more successful with rice or pasta or what, but (I think) the idea is that it breaks up enough of the starchy bubbles that they’ll tend to stay more level with the top of the pot.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I cover rice and let it steam itself. Are you one of those psychopaths that cooks rice like pasta?

Just put a little olive oil in with the pasta to prevent boil-over.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Tbh at this point in my life I just buy the microwaveable bags of rice and call it a day. Every once in a while I tell myself that I should get one of those super fancy rice cookers, but then I remember I’m hardly cooking at all anymore.

But, yes, my Irish ma taught me to cook rice like pasta.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gross.

1:1 rice with water + 40 mL water in a saucepan at least 3x the volume. Bring to a boil, cover, and turn off the heat (electric burner) or turn down to lowest setting (gas/induction) and let sit for 20 minutes. Fluff and serve.

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

1:1 +40 ml how well this works strongly depends on how much you're cooking. I was taught 2:1 water: rice as a teen learning to cook at home in a saucepan on the hob, but when I worked in kitchens and did bigger amounts I learned the ratio for basmati is more like 5:3. It's sure to be different with different types of rice tho. Also a lot depends on how much moisture you're losing during cooking (coming method, pot and lid, etc).

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

2:1 sounds super soggy. I lid it immediately after quickly bringing it to a boil in order to minimize moisture loss.

The proportions I outlined are what I use for all types of rice. Basmati does end up with more moisture due to the washing and soaking it receives beforehand (I don't bother with other types).

[–] 6daemonbag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

I've been thriving off of basic tiger rice coolers for decades at this point. It doesn't need to be fancy. Cup of rice, fill to line, do something else for 10 minutes

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I concur with the starchy bubbles. Boil some taters and it'll keep the bubbles at bay to a point.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I've never had potatoes boil over. Maybe I'm just not cooking overly starchy taters.

[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Fact checker: it absolutely didn't :(

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The pot spoon water will the spill water pot, the boiling pot water steam spoon wood.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 7 points 11 months ago

what doesn't it do?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There might be a gas leak in your kitchen

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'd check to see if the burner flames are blue or orange. If it's orange, he's probably making some carbon monoxide.

Blue flame burn more are than we burn to try.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The spoon wood steaming pot water boiling forsaken now later again level

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Posts from this community fuck me up every time before I realize where I am

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I already knew this trick but upvoted so others can see it too!

[–] stankmut@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

This feels like someone trying to make some clever wordplay and this was the first draft. It reads like a joke my grandpa would say, but butchered by a typo and poor sentence structure.