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[–] DangerousDetlef@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I actually had a nice Monday for once. After seeing this, it suddenly got worse again. Much worse. Thank you for that.

[–] MeccAnon@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have a memory.

[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, I introduced my friend to the human pet guy due to their discord status

[–] Username02@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] comador@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Intense Vietnam flashback

Former early to late 00's 4Chan B-Tard here, I feel this.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember kids, never use anything made out of glass as dildos, they might break inside of you.

If you really neet to improvise, then look for smaller PET bottles, they're even non-porous.

[–] DIGITALBoy@iusearchlinux.fyi 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, glass dildos and plugs are a thing! However they're purposely made out of a tougher glass like borosilicate glass.

Also please do not put bottles into your body. They can still collapse and hurt you.

Since were on this topic remember kids. Use toys with a flared base. Remember; without a base, its gone without a trace.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glass toys also aren't hollow, which is very important. Personally I'll stick with high quality silicone toys.

[–] DIGITALBoy@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 1 year ago

That's a good point too, I forgot to bring that up. Silicone toys are definitely best tho.

[–] Cryst@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MeccAnon@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago
[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago