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[-] citrixworkkbin@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago

If I'm feeling peckish, I'll take a bowl of cheerios and mix in chili crisp

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

We live in a free country

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I could see plain cheerios being pretty good with some spicy toppings. Plain Rice Crispies would probably work too, and would really upset several whole regions of the world.

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago

Yick. I agree that cheerios could use a lot more flavor, but MUSTARD? Yick. I can't wait until garlic flavored comes out.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Gotta keep those vampires at bay...

EDIT: here, I made this for you:

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago

When I clicked on it it came up as an error message - "error unknown message" etc etc. :( Im sure it was very cool.

If I ate garlic cheerios for breakfast, I'd keep everyone at bay.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

Weird, it's just an embedded image, there shouldn't be any clicking required. And judging by the number of upvotes, other people had no problem seeing it.

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 0 points 7 months ago

Well it's probably something to do with this @#$@# computer I'm using. It's old as hell and it can't even open a JPEG let alone a movie file. I can't even get the most basic programs to run on this thing.

So I'm sure the problem is on this end of things.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 7 months ago

Not around the kids, please

[-] AreaKode@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Not gonna lie. I'd totally buy that.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

If anyone from General Mills is reading this, unless you can prove prior art I reserve the rights to this idea. Please PM me to find out where to send the royalty check to.

[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Eating these dry would probably taste awesome

I didn't realise anything was wrong until I read the comments.

[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

Thanks. I do my best.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Delete this or I'll make you eat them

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