A pentagram with a different animal at each point: raccoon, skunk, fox, possum, red panda. In the centre is text: forbidden cats
Foxes are dogs
Dog hardware running cat software
Forbidden cats
You can both be right
Can and are
I think all of them are canine.
But definitely all look way more petable than they are
Opossum are marsupials. In fact, the Virginia Opossum is the only native marsupial in its area! They can also shove an impressive chunk of their upper body into their own pouch if needed.
A guy I knew in university had a skunk. I guess a vet can remove their scent glands. It seemed like an OK pet. Friendly, clean.
Raccoons on the other hand. My dad brought home a couple of babies whose mom had been roadkill. One died, but the other grew into a forty-pound monster that would try and climb on everyone's shoulders and would bite everyone except my dad and me sometimes. Super cute pain in the ass. She ran away when she was in heat.
No love for Otters? The forbidden water-cat?
Otters are water dogs.
Trash pandas > all
Instant upvote from me.
Instant upvote, just display opossum
but they look so pettable...
Remember when it was funny to call raccoons “trash pandas”?
Aw skunk wants to play
I would love to have a pet Fox
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside
Me, freezing my ass off: "Come inside!"
My husky, burying herself in the snow:
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