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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

This implies the robot runs Windows... Fuck that's dirty, it needs to be punished...

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago

Nobody thinks "kernel panics" is funny sorry but I did think this over.

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

dont worry, linux is adding a bsod

[–] mathematicalMagpie@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do people think Linux adding BSOD means it will crash more? It just means it'll show crash data differently for GUI users.

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

i feel like the average linux user would understand its purpose

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

I didn't want to believe you but you know, this actually makes sense. Storing panic data is a removed.

[–] Titou@feddit.de 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

so much bloat, my personnal sexbot run under GNU/Linux

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need libreboot in my sexbot

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 11 points 10 months ago

Fork it harder, bby.

[–] Lime66@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Reactos can also blue screen

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"King/queen" is clumsy and unreadable. Should go for a gender neutral "monarch"

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago

You do you my highness

[–] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Nirv-anna someday brothers 😭

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 10 points 10 months ago

Why do you want to fuck them so bad

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You wanna make Abraham Maslow roll over in his grave? Because this is how you make Abraham Maslow roll over in his grave.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

People don't need food or shelter anymore, don't ya know? Just give the people someone to shit fury over and they'll open their damn wallets for you.

[–] AnotherExist@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I don't even touch my PC and it bluescreens...talk about premature

[–] jojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did you steal this off of fedi

I would know, since I recently reposted this there, after rescuing it from the depths of my meme archive

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

I stole this from somewhere, didn't bother checking Google for the source

oh, so you're techsexual then.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

I would OD if you gave me an entire winters worth of crab rangoon. And it would be amazing.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

rule of dual pairing