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[–] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Honestly, Russia was a huge mistake and we should just glass them already.

[–] Shit@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If we wait they will do it themselves.

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Metro timeline; "I'll fucking do it again".

[–] nuke@yah.lol 8 points 1 year ago

We do a little ~~trolling~~ nuking

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

At the very least, make it clear that whatever looks at civilian ships funny or thinks about firing missiles at the ports will have a prompt smoking accident

[–] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have a friend in Russia They don't want this war either. He tells me that the only supporters are asskissers and brainwashed old people, which tbh is pretty similar to the US

[–] nuke@yah.lol 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My favorite part of reading Russian bullshit is when they can't help but wHaT aBouT the United States

[–] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That was my editorializing, apologies. He seems to be fonder of the US than me (a US citizen) tbh

My point was mostly that right-wing politics targets a similar demo the world over

[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Just following orders right? The 100% completion run in warcrimes is surely just the fault of a small minority. The population and most of the army are the real victims.

Wait, where have I heard that one before...

[–] Shit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who is he usa at war with?

[–] LucyLastic@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

We have credible intelligence that an individual named "Ben Shapiro" is the head of the terrorist group known as "Facts and logic". I have therefore authorized an air strike on his assumed location to address this grave threat to national security.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

russia is building the 1st nuclear reactor of turkey 🤦🤦🤦 There would be no calls for article 5.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

weren't wars always "funni". Even now, not thinking about all that suffering while writing this stupid comment makes me laugh.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean the bombing Russia part. That'd be pretty funni lol

[–] Seilorks@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

That sounds awfully familiar to WW1 Germany

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sadly of course, Erdogan is just posturing to appear as the tough guy. He doesn't have the support base to start a war with a peer military.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Russia.. peer? You mean the country that's hitting up North Korea for weapons?

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Peer as in not just barely-equipped kurdish rebels.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Hardly. If Russia fucks around with turkey again, turkey will shoot down a few more Russian jets... like they did last time.

[–] Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

From my armchair geopolitical analyst. Turkey is one of the few countries still talking with both side. They have more to win, by the place where peace negotiations occur than by being a party in the war.

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