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IKEA has all your holiday needs met (lemmus.org)
submitted 9 months ago by ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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The perfect gift for a relative. Some assembly required.

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[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

When I opened the package, I was sure I was missing one of the chair's leg. I went back to the shop and they told me everything is there. So, back home I started to assemble it, now I am finished and I am left with an extra chair leg. What do I do ?

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 25 points 9 months ago

Use double-screw c to secure it to point (a, b, c, x) in the tesseract assembly. DO NOT sit in it without the (4,5)th leg, it's necessary for dimensional stability.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 21 points 9 months ago

Ffs it's missing a dimension

[-] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 months ago

They give them away for free in the bins near the exit. They also have dowels and screws and stuff that gets left out of the packaging some times.

[-] Raisin8659@monyet.cc 19 points 9 months ago

This seems like the opening of another horror movie...

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Furniture from SCP-3008

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

[-] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

[-] hamburglar26@wilbo.tech 6 points 9 months ago

The child’s parents kill each other trying to assemble it and then child grows up to be a serial killer.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Cube.

[-] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Someone pls explain me what the fuck is wrong with this picture, i feel like my eyes are glitching

[-] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

I slipped something in your drink. Don't fight it. Just ride the wave.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Hörmön - Teenager furniture

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