this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Who's job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How many tenticles do you have?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] DJKayDawg@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is 39 too many? Asking for a friend.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Tell your friend they have a very bright future in a very dim part of the internet. For the best chances of success they will need a ring light and a conversational amount of Japanese, Chinese, and Russian.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure the average is less than one...

Just like on average women have more than 206 bones in their body on the count of pregnancy and an uncomfortable amount of penises.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Common misconception, but there aren't actually bones in boners.

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Blood udders...

Moo~

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

In humans. All the other hominids have them

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Steam sells games for your kind now

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Games such as?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Weird pants but everything else goes hard.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I will not stand for this slander against worn jorts

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I can see it. It's hard to tell whether they're excessively frayed or fur-lined, which would be weird for short shorts

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Those are actually pubes, not leg hair, pubes. Nude shot looks like she has a wookie scalp on her pelvis.

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah, this. In combination with the boots I thought it was kinda weird to have something for warmth that is extremely short.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

1946 amine girl

404 image not found

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago

Scope it

Sakura (1946)

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Still working for me. It's probably the app you're using not playing well with the dreaded .webp format.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Sheesh it's reddit all over again eh? Connect it doesn't show and apparently another comment said they had issues too.

Permalink to the default .world link.

Fwiw it's AstroBoy...girl?

https://lemmy.world/comment/6179089

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)
[–] DuskyRo@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Blame OP for not using a better quality version to start.

Next you can blame Lemmy.world for not allowing pasting from clipboard. I'm not about to download the image to my device just for this.

I also linked to the image directly.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eew, reddit.

At the very least, you should link to old reddit if you're going to make me visit that shithole.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah, that's just image hosting site reddit used, not to the reddit site. Op linked directly to the image.

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When you open it in a browser it redirects to the Reddit site with the image displayed

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 10 months ago

Ahh okay, i use app so it just display the image. I guess it work the same as imgur.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago
[–] ClaireDeLuna@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

80's was peak change my mind

[–] spread@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago
[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

See how pugs stand the rest of time compared to the anime thing? Curious

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 3 points 10 months ago

Also, if you pat their head, the eyes might fall out.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 1 points 10 months ago

I want one of those 1800s pugs