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God Rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Feeee23@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 9 months ago

God is so gay he forgot to make women a thing at first

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

He had him consider all the animals first ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Inventing dick is more than a little gay and I'm glad he did it.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Foreskin ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Yo God is holding the Holy Hand Grenade

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Just for a fun fact of the day, it is a globus cruciger, which is an icon meant to represent Christian authority over the world.

It coincidentally looks a bit like the older ball-shaped grenades with pull pins on top, which is why one was made into the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 9 months ago

If we're talking nature, God has some really twisted ideas about sex and procreation in general.

Just ask bedbugs ("traumatic insemination") or angler fish ("parasitic mating").

[-] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

Did he make bedbugs and angler fish in his image?

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Bedbug and angler fish version of original sin

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Or ducks or sea otters

[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

This legitimately keeps homophobes up at night.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

They'd just reply you "fell from grace" sometime after birth, due to sin.

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