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Mmmm sex (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pleæse

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read that in lelu Dallas' voice

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Multipæss

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 year ago

Add sex so i can Sex th e skin

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel bad for the adult that typed that out.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Assuming it was an adult. Fortnite is mostly 8-15 year olds.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah...I'm thinking this kid has to be 8-9 years old. Ten, tops. You kinda stop using the word sex for shock value when you're in middle school. I hope.

By extension, this theoretical kid has been conditioned by the internet to associate feet with sex his entire life and I don't buy that he even has that kink. He could, I had one when I was a kid. But what if he's just believing the running joke like he thinks when people hit puberty they naturally gain an affinity for feet.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing 12 minimum

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Least horny Redditor

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Sex so much I feet yes!

[–] NoRodent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

so sex
much feet
very boob
wow

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dave Chappelle branching out I see

[–] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Average AskReddit poster