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Remember seeing this and thinking we all have that one client....

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[-] cyps@typemi.me 2 points 1 year ago

When I was young and didn't know better I was hired to make a small website for a pet company. What started as a simple broucher about their business morphed through multiple revisions into a completely custom CMS monster that had integration with their inventory system so the website always had the up to date items they carried and prices.

I had to put my foot down in the end. They were happy, everything looked and worked great, but they wanted one more thing to top it off. An animation of dogs running down through a a grassy field playing with each other around the logo. I was like, you mean hand drawn like in a Disney movie?

[-] mr_jp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

'Easy! Just use AI or something. You nerds figure it out!'

-the client

[-] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Charles Babbage put it best:

I am not rightly able to apprehend the kind of confusion that could provoke such a question.

[-] Zagaroth@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

My brain hurts reading this.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago

It could work if the users doesn't question why your site asks for camera permission

[-] rcoelho14@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, could actually be a cool feature

[-] asjmcguire@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Suspect if we went down that road though, the next thing would be - can we add some sort of filter over the camera stream, to make the potential customer look like they NEED to buy my products.....

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