this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
176 points (98.9% liked)

Aneurysm Posting

1868 readers
3 users here now

For shitposting by people who can smell burnt toast.

Instance Rules:

  1. Nothing promoting crypto, blockchain or NFTs.
  2. Nothing right wing.
  3. Nothing anti science.
  4. No tankie support.
  5. No TERFS.
  6. No porn.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
176
Disappointing that I understand this (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 year ago by PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
33 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
top 33 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How is babby formed?

[–] wal_kr@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?

[–] Amanduh@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think this is my favorite, what a classic video

[–] Black616Angel@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

I like the starch masks and the pregante ones best.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Girlfriend ain't had period since she got pregat?

[–] brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Am I Pregant?

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Really glad you reminded me of these masterpieces. Thsnks!

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago

Pregn't.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't.

Can I get a translation, please?

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If a girl gets pregnant and has sex again, resulting in another pregnancy, will the girl have twins or will they fight in the womb?

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish you were wrong so I could say fuck spez 💔

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Take a number, kid.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

I'll leave you guys to it then

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

PREGANANANT?!

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The really cool part is that there is some evidence of multiple pregnancies occuring in humans (that's getting impregnated twice and carrying both babies at the same time) and even some speculation that that might be why some twins are born with one which seems less developed than the other

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Know a woman with interesting habits that conceived "twins" from two guys in one night.

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it involves more than one sperm donors, she may end up with twins that are half siblings.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So through artificial insemination?

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's like thunder dome, two nuts in, ...

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

It depends on how prefnut she gets. Big prefnut? Bigger prefnut?

[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fight in the womb might not be too far off. I've read that sperm goes after competing sperm in the uterus. Maybe that's a bit over simplified though.

[–] a_mac_and_con@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's more accurate to refer to vanishing twin syndrome?

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Obligatory how is prangent formed

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

yes

[–] stackPeek@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually know who posted this lol

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Throwaway man

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Survival of the fittest