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Out of these three lovely and amazing starches which would you bonk, who would you marry, and who would you off completely?

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck bread cause it's the most solid and can be nice and warm and fluffy.

Marry Pasta because of all the variety that you can appreciate day to day.

Kill Rice.

Definitely boink the bread!

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kill bread, fuck pasta, and marry rice.

That beautiful delicious rice. mmmmmm

[–] SlicingBot@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Rice is the most perfect carb. There are so many variations.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

As this post was deliberately made to fuck with me, I’m going to move to Utah and marry all of them.

[–] MrBubbles96@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck: Rice (Just based on how often I eat Rice in my diet...it was either gonna be F or M lol)

Marry: Pasta (Marry, because of the sheer amount of combos you can do with it)

Kill: Bread (sorry Garlic Bread...)

[–] Blaze@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 1 year ago

This. Pasta for life!

Fuck pasta in its noodly goodness... warm, feels good to roll around in (ahem or so I've been told)

Marry bread. It's solid, dependable. Sometimes it's soft, sometimes it's a little harder, but it's always there for you.

Kill rice. Too close to sand when uncooked, too mushy when cooked.

[–] ShoePaste@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Does a tortilla count as bread, cuz if not bread gets killed. I think id marry pasta cuz i love noodles and fuck rice. But not gonna lie, id be cheating on noodles constantly

[–] buso@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

marry pasta fck bread kill rice

Rice is just unpleasant to cook

[–] RustedSwitch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You need a rice cooker. My instant pot suffices as a rice cooker, and it’s perfect every time.

[–] Diaphena@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But have you considered a nice orzo? Yes it's quirky but it deserves a shot.

In all seriousness, marry pasta, fuck rice (paella rice all day every day), kill bread.

[–] buso@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago

emmer is even better

[–] mancy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Marry rice. Cause I be Asian.

Fuck bread. Cause mmhmm bread.

Kill pasta.