this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's a rescue. It has had a hard life.

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stop slut shaming oranges.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

$20 dollars is $20 dollars.

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What you described is a ho. Hoes do it for money. Sluts do it because they want to. Although you can be both.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At $20 that's either a cheap ho ... or a really talented slut

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Either way, it's a lot for one bag of oranges.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

20 dollars dollars is 20 dollars dollars

[–] rifugee@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh shit, I think I just discovered a kink. I have always enjoyed ripping open those bags, but I have never had the opportunity to rip fishnet stockings. Now, it occurs to me that I may really enjoy ripping open a pair of fishnet stockings to get to the...fruit...inside.

[–] DicksMcgee43@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Ding: New Kink Unlocked

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

fish inside the fishnets

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depending on where you are ... no nut November is over now

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

You know you're down bad when you're losing NNN to a bag of oranges.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In France we do it with oignons...

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 11 months ago

They're mandarines, not concubines

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Just Look at that juicy orange color. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a fishnet.

[–] Mercival@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Be careful, we might have some citrus-stealing whores in this community

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