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[–] auf@lemmy.ml 36 points 11 months ago (4 children)

But what if you don't trust yourself?

[–] drive_desaster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You don't have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it's malware it wouldn't run if you wrote it without realizing

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it

[–] 7eter@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago
[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

You don't have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?

[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 2 points 11 months ago

Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won't ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:

[–] eratic@feddit.uk 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm so bad at coding that I could accidentally create state-of-the-art malware and infect my device.

https://files.catbox.moe/aqpr1c.jpg

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

just a tip: i believe you can embed images using ![Alt text](https://image.url)

[–] CyberCatBytes@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

I actually don't trust myself enough to code but I do it anyways

[–] neo@lemmy.comfysnug.space 4 points 11 months ago

I sure as shit don't trust me. LOL

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago