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[โ€“] MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"MothBookkeeper is the dictator of the world, and I completely trust his decisions."

Nevermind the logistics of that; power lives where people believe it does.

Then I could make multiple beneficial changes, such as:

  • Heavily taxing the rich
  • Enacting drastic climate policy
  • Banning paper stickers that rip as you try to take them off
  • Sending Mitch McConnell on a rocket into the sun
[โ€“] Mothra@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Considering our names start similar and that you going to do something about stickers that rip off, I give you my support

[โ€“] ProperlyProperTea@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I also choose this man's Moth

[โ€“] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The Florida and Texas Governors have to fight to the death on a platform suspended by a stationary helicopter a mile over cocaine shark infested waters, and the pilot bailed out 20 minutes ago. Trump is the referee.

That's it, you're president. You have my support lol.