So.... How do you take it out though? Someone else's help? Why wouldn't they break it while trying to take it out too? Or is breaking it the only option, as a lesson for your stupidity? Is this a painful/traumatic enough torture method? So many questions 🤔

[–] mvee@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Just gotta swallow it

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Muscle relaxers?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

And lots of lube.

[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Play snake and unhinge your jaw.

[–] ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

I'd guess they would put a kind of thick bag over it and then break it so it can't hurt the mouth.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if you meditate or go to sleep or otherwise relax it enough to take it out? That should work if the only thing keeping it in is the involuntary stress/fear response of muscle tension.

[–] CrustyCrinkles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Go to sleep? With a lightbulb in your mouth??

[–] radix@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean, I've fallen asleep at the dentist's before. That's the same right?

To be clear, it was momentary lapses in consciousness during routine cleanings, not due to anesthesia.

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Jaws of life.

[–] essentialatom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Open wide and push it out with your tongue