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[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't want to poop for 3 days? Just say no.

Poop cannot legally leave your body without your consent.

[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it definitely can

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Suck it back in, don't let your own poop make you it's bitch

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Like with my mouth or do I suck with my butt?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Whichever you feel most comfortable with, but sending it back the way it came is some "you shall not pass" energy

[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

@mizu6079@lemmy.world does that fail the challenge?

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shame your wisdom came too late to help that poor fellow.