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Edit: I wasn't sure what I was appalled by at first but now I realize it's that this fucking medal just encourages women to be treated no better than a prized heifer.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 24 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

Wait so we have too many immigrants but not enough babies?

What's going on?

[–] jabeez@lemmy.today 19 points 11 hours ago

Sounds about white.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Keep track, we have too many of some immigrants, but not enough of some other immigrants. We have a tariffs on some stuff, but other stuff you don't need to worry about. We support babies and infants sometimes, but not other times, but we ALWAYS hate China. That's 2025!

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

That's project 2025