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[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 120 points 2 days ago (7 children)

People run around with nike logos

And pay for it. People are walking ads

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is why I've always loved unmarked clothes since I was in middle school. When I was a kid I was very cynical about being branded

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same. While I don't necessarily do anything to actively avoid branding, I won't wear anything where it's prominent.

[–] pipes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Me too, I tend to avoid it when it's larger than a few centimeters or when it's written out; a little drawing/symbol I don't mind

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's a cyberpunk novel called Feed in which some teenager got a trendy Nike tattoo that would force him to say "Nike" in every sentence. I think that's the next step in our deliberate effort to pay for the privilege of branding ourselves.

[–] piefood@feddit.online 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYFbXJKJ8U

Transcript for those that don't want to watch the video: Secretary of State: I'm Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr. Pvt. Joe Bowers: Why do you keep saying that? Secretary of State: Because they pay me everytime I do.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

There's a new Black Mirror episode about a brain implant that randomly injects ads into conversation without the consent or knowledge of the "user".

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

That sounds like those youtubers

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's why I like mine: Very subtle branding, though if I could I'd prefer unbranded. But I only bought them because I liked the color scheme and they were comfortable.

Fun fact: The colors of them are:
Ties: Electric Blue
Main material: Thunderstorm blue
Soles: Fog grey

I just think the colors have funny but cool names :)

Edit: (Please put the hate for Linus Tech Tips (LTT) to the side for now)
I actually like the way LTT brands some of it's merchandise.
Some is subtle/stealth, some is only on tags or subtly integrated in the graphic design.
I generally dislike their prominent branded items.

[–] scintilla@lemm.ee 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If the zippers didn't suck the LTT back pack would be the perfect one for me.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You mean the carabiners they already said they replaced?

[–] scintilla@lemm.ee 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Wild I stopped watching LTT a few years ago. Should probably contact customer support then because I really do love the back pack.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Probably yes.
Won't hurt to at least ask.

Edit: Quick search for the problem: https://youtu.be/WYCa3PA7Z9U
But as you saod: Just contact customer support

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How can you tell that it's a good shoe? I tried resesrching it but it's wishy-washy

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

These are my second pair (the first was looking a bit too well used).
Very light but good sole. Can walk in them for very long withoutbhaving sore feet.
But that's all subjective ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I just realized how odd it would be to see people walking around in brandless clothes. As odd as when someone removes all the badges from their car.

The advertising has been so prevalent for so long that it has been normalized. Fascinating.

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most of my clothes are non branded with jeans being the only meaningful exception (and band t-shirts lol)

Wearing designer brands on your sleeve is a materialism trap for poor people.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Expensive designer brands also have multiple lines, the cheapest lines have their logo printed on in bold. While the expensive lines have no branding at all. If you wear expensive designer clothing that screams out the branding then it just shows that you can’t afford the good stuff.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

You mean like a suit? Like plenty of clothing, designer or not, has no branding at all.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it? I just checked and my current attire has no visible branding on it.

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Check the back of your jeans and shoes

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

For both, the branding's on the inside. On a label for jeans. And on the soles for my shoes afaik. (These are some leather shoes. My sneakers do have visible branding, unfortunately.)

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

Interesting, I have maybe one or two pairs of jeans without a big patch on the back, it seems to be a mandatory convention for most pairs.

[–] cybersin@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sure, but good luck finding a decent quality running shoe without conspicuous branding at a local shop though.

Can't wear it, if they don't make it.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is why I spent my highschool years in combat boots. Ankle support, tough soles, the same footwear was great for hiking, shopping, whatever. Inconspicuous if your pant legs cover them. Like $40 at the time. Lasted me beyond school.

Only downside was I lived in a desert so too much time outside would make them really hot. That, and I got a lot of people scuffing them going "HEY ARE THOSE STEEL TOE?!" (they were not)

Meanwhile shoes that fall apart in 3 months had some giant billboard logo so you'd have to keep up with their latest image, I guess. Gross.

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for mentioning that. I have no idea how to judge a shoe's quality. I have to do some research

[–] cybersin@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

brb, gonna run a marathon in a pair of Oxfords

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Same with shopping bags with supermarket logos

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hmmm I don't really care about having a logo on my undershorts. Usually I'm really bothered about advertisements but in that circumstance it doesn't really bother me.

doesnt help that every other brand of cycling shorts suck

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some people wear underwear with huge names on them. I don't understand it. Good for you if it does not bother you.

I'm not liking the idea that my partner sees an ad every time we get intimate

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Well that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.