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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

....oh OK, very nice Mr...what did you said your name was?

Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?

[–] LavaPlanet@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love what you did there, but to be biblically accurate, they asked zero safety / security questions in the 80s.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 days ago

"Have you ever used drugs, like cocaine?"

"No."

"Oh, would you like some?"