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White House says it has tech that can "manipulate time and space" (www.newsweek.com)

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A comment by White House science adviser Michael Kratsios has gone viral after a speech in which he claimed U.S. technology can “manipulate time and space,” prompting online speculation.

Kratsios, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, made the remark during a policy address at the Endless Frontiers Retreat in Austin, Texas on April 14.

“Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity,” Kratsios said during prepared remarks published on the official White House website.

While the statement was likely intended as aspirational language about technological progress, it has since circulated widely online, with some interpreting the comment literally.

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's been 88 days since the inauguration....oh shit.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Hitler's birthday is in two days. Let's see if Trump randomly declares war on Poland or something to commemorate it.

[–] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's the day that the clown traitors he appointed to destroy our intelligence agencies are supposed to hand him a report on if they can fake a reason for the filth to enact martial law.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Yep. Calling it now: insurrection act will be invoked on Sunday.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

Well there you go, that's definitely in his idol's spirit

[–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Canada/Mexico are already shivering.

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Fucking hell it's not even been 3 months!?