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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 206 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Honestly, based genie. Instead of fucking you over by twisting your wish into something negative, he fucks you over by spending time on small details. At least the latter will likely result in something you actually want, whereas the former will probably suck.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago (1 children)

After all that I still get brittle bone disease!?!

What? You said you wanted your Bones less dense, do you know how much bone I had to remove to let you fly with hummingbird wings?

[–] OrderedChaos@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can't be worse than boneitis.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Ah boneitis, my only regret

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago

Probably an autistic genie. It's important to get the details right!

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

These aren't small details, they are crucial details.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of a monkey's paw?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago