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[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just a sausage, just a big, wet, saliva-soaked piece of meat, nothing to see here

[–] Alto@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that not how y'all eat sausage?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are certain things, like bananas, and sausages, that you can't really eat without... implications...

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unless you're civilized and used these mysterious things called utensiles then you just get labeled a snobby prick instead of slobbering on a prick.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

Only a monster would eat a banana with a fork and knife.

[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bring the sausage to your mouth, don't bring your mouth to the sausage

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