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[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

In America, our system works like this:

The police will shoot you, maybe burn your house or neighborhood down, steal everything you own, Lock you up without charges, and then if you can ever afford a lawyer to sue them you might get out of jail only to find the burned-out hole in the ground you used to live in was sold to a property developer and none of the money found its way to you.

You also owe tens of thousands of dollars in back taxes on the burned down house for the time you were in jail, but all of the money for selling the house was given to some scam artist who knew you wouldn't be able to stop them.

You can't afford to go to the doctor, but a third of your income is spent on health insurance. It takes 2 hours of work to afford a dozen eggs. You no longer have a car because they towed it from your driveway while you were locked up and you can't even afford to get it out of impound despite the fact that every day the cost of storing the vehicle goes up by more than you earn.

This country is a fucking nightmare for so many people.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago

The police will shoot you

And that's true of every repressive regime that has ever been overthrown by people power. Just remember: if we don't resist, they'll just find it easier to kill us. There's no option where we're safe and they still exist.