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[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Trump at the press dinner, Musk masturbating to submersible plans, Bezos getting cucked for half his fortune.

Limp white millionaires really do get deranged when they realise it doesn't buy them respect.

[–] HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca 12 points 18 hours ago

Thanks for reminding me that Mackenzie Scott did far more for the world with her half of his money than he can ever hope to achieve in 100 lifetimes.

Go look up how much this woman has donated to charity over the years. It's astronomical, compared to Jeff lol