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yeah, only way it could have happened; has to be the victim's fault because they totally always respect crosswalks.
how much do they pay you?
Yeah, I definitely think you're leaving some details out here.
You're right; I was dressed kinda slutty at least one of those times, so yeah, maybe it was my fault. how about what you're leaving out? how much do they pay you? you're all over these responses with similar lines.