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[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno if this is the reference I think it is, but if it is, isn't it supposed to be a lawn mower not a dog house?

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago

The Norm McDonald version is a dog house.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you're thinking of the joke about the professor of deductive reasoning, I've always heard it as a doghouse, but I'm sure there are variations. Only 8 billion people on Earth, after all ;-)

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Fair enough lol

My version goes something along the lines of no lawn mower > no lawn mowing > no wife to tell him to mow lawn > gay

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, see, that actually makes a lot more sense. This one is no dog house > no dog > not a family man > gay. Very atomic family era.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Hmm, now that you say that I'm either fabricating a memory or we have two parts of a whole. I seem to remember no lawn mower leading to doghouse somehow?

I'll have to look it up when I'm off work if I remember

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Yeah lemme know what you come up with. I'm interested, but also currently falling asleep