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[–] dot20@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sheriff? Yes, this commenter right here.

[–] smpl@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no you wouldn't..

  • knocks on door
  • It's the Wild Web Sheriff!
  • What the.. You'll never catch me!
  • rumble
  • a vase breaks
  • silence
  • Okay, okay I was just kidding. Tables are bad. HTML5 is the future.
[–] dot20@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

“And so the Gods (also known as the W3C) spoke down to the Programmers and said: ‘You shall not use tables for non-tabular data.’ And so it was.”