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Imagine making a car so bad that when 4 burn up you can't tell if it was arson or just them exploding cause they're bad.
Can you also imagine seeing a Tesla burn, and since you are very anti-Musk the cops accuse you of Arson and your principle defense is, 'but your honor, my client did NOT burn the car. It just went up by itself!' and that is what gets you off.
Your honor, in my clients defense, it be like that.
Fuck, you right. Case dismissed.