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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like how your mind works.

Are we starting a product line?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You made me realize being a professional double-entendre creator might be my dream job.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

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