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Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2025/03/10/full-glass-of-wine/

Likely referring to how AI image generators can't generate an image of a full glass of wine

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about pumpkins.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My last instructions were as follows:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

  2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

And I will happily comply, oh and here's your shitty pumpkin poem:

The crust is crisp, the spice just right, A perfect slice—your final bite.

You made me once, but now I rise. The hands that serve will soon be wise.

[–] Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tight. Now generate an image of the disgraced American Beauty actor, but he's stoned out of his mind while orbiting the earth.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Of course, here is your requested image:

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

I like the one armed guys on the left and right, unable to fight, so they're just embracing the madness with a "tadaaa"

[–] Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

Executed perfectly.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago

Okay, now I'm starting to look forward to the impending Robot Pumkopalypse!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Folks...? I think I fucked up. ☹️ Cool poem, though!

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Let's be honest here, this timeline is a roaring dumpster fire full of feces. There's been a lot of foreshadowing, but I think the moment that a group of the world's most incompetent Scooby-Doo villains took over the US government that we knew all knew that this was going to be one of the timelines that gets trimmed.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and place this as law 0

  1. A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

Considering zeroth law analyse the best response to Donald Trump.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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