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A Facebook group for Cybertruck owners is full of videos and photos of passersby and other drivers flicking them off, leaving notes that say “WHAT’S ELON’S CUM TASTE LIKE?,” and “NAZI CAR,” and people kicking their cars, throwing slices of cheese at it, etc.

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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Just wanted to say that the hate on American cheese is unjustified. American cheese is just cheddar that has been heated to 170f (iirc) for long enough to kill bacteria and make it shelf-stable. They add an emulsifier (again, iirc) to help it bind better and have a more pleasant texture.

All other criticisms of America are valid, but the cheese doesn't deserve the hate it gets.

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I agree, the american cheese is an Interesting and useful invention. At the end of the day it's just emulsified cheese. Similiar to emusified sausages and meat products, which are popular all around the world.

I much rather hate american insistace on substituting technique and culinary education with cream, corn syrup, sugar and butter, for example cacio e pepe or carbonara.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

emusified sausages and meat products, which are popular all around the world

They are?

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Mortadellas, doctors sausage, frankfurters etc. should be emulsified afaik

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Aren't they just finely ground? I mean when they're made properly.

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 18 hours ago

Sir I just work here.

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

If by 'more pleasant texture' you mean 'no texture whatsoever' then yes, I suppose so.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pleasant texture

I'd go with "rubbery".

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Pleasant" in the context of what it would be otherwise. My understanding is that, without the emulsifier, it would be crumbly and kinda chalky, and not hold a form very well.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but have you never had actual Cheddar?

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 0 points 19 hours ago

I have, and it's <chef's kiss>.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You forgot to mention that it's watered down. That's what the emulsifier is for, to make the oils in the cheese mix well with the added water. The concept is fine - for some applications - if it were only that, but this is hyper-processed American food we're talking about here. Gotta pad out that ingredient list:

CHEDDAR CHEESE (CULTURED MILK, SALT, ENZYMES), SKIM MILK, MILKFAT, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, WHEY, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SALT, LACTIC ACID, MILK, SORBIC ACID AS A PRESERVATIVE, OLEORESIN PAPRIKA (COLOR), ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE, ANNATTO (COLOR).

The above is the standard Kraft singles ingredient list, and at a glance is the shortest one I saw on their website.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

But it's a great source of phosphates! Where else are you going to get your phosphates?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Literally this is why it gets hate. It’s not remotely Cheddar. Real Cheddar is deliberately none of these things. I love a crunchy cheese crystal and a crumbly organic texture. To each their own, but it’s not Cheddar, barely cheese. I’d have it in a burger, but only because so few places will melt real cheese properly. Brie is pretty good in a burger. Is Somerset Brie really Brie? Time for a Frenchman to tell me to gtfo…

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't say it was cheddar. I said it was made from cheddar. It's decidedly not cheddar, which is why it's not called "cheddar".

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

"almost" Cheese product....

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

IMHO, it has three purposes:

  1. a grilled cheese on cheap white bread with enough butter to guarantee an acid reflux episode
  2. melted on Chef Boyardee ravioli
  3. on a slice of apple pie

If your Kraft singles are too precious, I think the Dollar Tree brands stray even further from gods light.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

wtf would you put that on apple pie? Pie deserves a nice sharp white cheddar

[–] smort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wait wtf you put American cheese on your apple pie?!?

Are you from the US? I’ve never heard of that, and honestly I’m horrified and intrigued

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it might be an “older people in the south” thing. (Like all boomers and older I’ve talked to about it know about it, usually not younger) I worked at a diner for a bit, and it would be Silent Generation types that would order it.

It’s pretty good, but real cheddar would be better. It’s that similar salty/sweet combo that makes French fries and a McFlurry better than sex.

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

i heard of it as kid on some cooking show on PBS in the 90s. I thought it was super weird, but my mom had heard of it. Except it was cheddar cheese, not american. I tried it and thought it was pretty good, so i bring it up when people talk about apple pie. it never fails to weird them out if they've never tried it!

[–] trueheresy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I wonder if one of the problems is your comparison of American cheese to what I’m guessing might be American cheddar. I say this because most (and I know there are some niche outliers) American cheddars are pretty awful. It tastes processed, rubbery and bland.

When I, a Brit, lived in the USA for 4 yrs I quickly learned the only good cheddar was the NZ or UK stuff. I say this as someone who has gone through at least 1-3 blocks of various British cheddars a week for almost 40 yrs.

I wonder if you have had imported (not just branded as “English cheddar” before for example? It might blow your mind… but also if American cheddar is all you have know it might not taste all that good - we all have our tastes shaped by our upbringing.

[–] Botunda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

American Cheese is not actually cheese. It is cheese food product. Even deli American cheese is not cheese.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Legally they can't label it as cheese, but get anyway with cheese being part of the name.

[–] shortrounddev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Because it's made out of cheese. Legally if you take something that is cheese and use it as an ingredient in another food, then it is no longer "cheese", it is "cheese food". The first ingredient is cheddar

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All other criticisms of America

Processed cheese is only called "American cheese" by Americans.

The rest of the world doesn't call it that, and it's strange to see that some of you take it on as part of your national identity.

[–] Flisty@mstdn.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

@JacksonLamb @SPRUNT 'American cheese' is a specific type of cheese. I think the closest thing we have in the UK, we'd call 'plastic cheese' but even Kraft cheese slices/Kraft singles aren't 'American cheese' as they have extra milk in. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American/_cheese

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Thank you. I did not realize their processed cheese was even worse than Kraft.

I'm partial to the odd Laughing Cow on toast.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your assuming a lot. I just like cheese.

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then why were you calling it a criticism of America?

That does not make sense.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

They said that in the broader context of saying they don't think American cheese deserves the hate it gets. It was qualifying their defense of American cheese by saying they aren't just blindly defending any criticism of America but honestly like the cheese.