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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Both sides the same, huh? Stepping in dog shit or someone’s spit outside is the same as stepping in dust from your own body inside?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

If you step in dogshit and don't clean it off immediately you're an ass. If you spit on the ground you're also an ass.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 week ago

Oh and don't forget your shit particles expelled sideways with force because you closed the lid before flushing