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[–] mdd@lemm.ee 143 points 1 week ago (2 children)

EU citizenship with no hassle?

Hell yes!

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, sign me up. I'm ready. Right now. Seriously. Do they want money?

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 week ago

This would be the biggest mass migration to California since the last one.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No hassle? I think you severely underestimate the effort required to learn Danish.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't be the first bilingual EU country.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

The Danish Realm already has three official languages, adding two more shouldn't be a problem.

[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Humoring the situation, I imagine English would be an accepted official language of the region lol

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

English and Spanish would surely be given the same status as Greenlandic and Faroese.