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At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.
I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she's not retired and just doing customs, I hope she's getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she's just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do
She's leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.
Welp. I wish we didn't live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it
I did a cursory search on DDG and everything felt like it was written by an LLM.
Internet search is dead.
She kept birds?
She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.
Both boobies and tits
A nice pair of tits yeah
I always found her face annoying. Like a punchable face. And her boobs are big but nothing special. Now Hanna Hilton on the other hand ... 🤤
That'd be true if this post wasn't entirely made up.
Is there a /c/nothingeverhappens over here?
Sometimes 14-year-olds have in-jokes, too.
I went ahead and did a search. Apparently there is a community for it, but it has zero posts.
https://lemmy.world/c/nothingeverhappens
Therefore something IS happening!
Nothing ever doesn't happen
Then it's an appropriately named community.
In-jokes, sure, but they don't talk like that.
Are you the expert in 14 year old speech patterns globally?
Not to mention that this could be OOPs translation
My friends and I talked exactly like that, maybe you were just a weenie. You're pretty much there now so you were probably even worse as a kid.
The way you "speak" now proves that is a lie.
Yeah, okay weenie.
Me and my compatriots did exhibit similar speech patterns, verily my good sir!