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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 84 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.

This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

He's no Hank Scorpio, I'll tell you that.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Hank actually cared about his workers, too.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 44 minutes ago

"Homer, when you get home, there's gonna be another floor on your house!"

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 23 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

I cyborg wouldnt be so pathetic, he is definitely a homunculus a la Full Metal Alchemist.

[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

he could at least find a better haircut than pube fro.

[–] iopq@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I have the same hair and it's fucking impossible

It dries and frizzes immediately. If you don't have time to care for it daily, it inevitably looks like this.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 minutes ago

Same I just get it cut short every eight weeks. Speaking of which i'm overdue.

[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

this isn't some schmoe like you or me, he's a billionaire. he can afford a daily stylist, or at least before conference calls.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's ok not to spend time and money on looks. No matter how much money you have. There's no obligation to look good for anyone. The way he looks is not the problem with him.

[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

of course it’s not “the” problem with him, we are clearly circlejerking here.

and i’d say as the founder/ceo/face of a company you do owe it to the company, including the employees, to look presentable.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

It's an improvement over his last haircut. He looks like he actually goes outside sometimes now, too.

[–] OrgunDonor@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

He is rocking that sun bed tan line(the white eyes and live over the nose), which to me makes it look like he never actually does go outside. And does seem to have a bit of an orange tinge to him as well.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

He was going for Roman Emperor with the last one, but he neglected to consider the shape of his head. I really don't know what haircut would look good with his strangely shaped face/head.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 41 minutes ago

Ye olde brown paper bag with a smiley face drawn on would be a step up.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

This look feels like the opening sequences of Dazed & Confused.