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Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.
I suppose some mysteries won't ever be solved.
Omg just like Pokémon
Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters
How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?
It doesn't. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.
I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.
The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder
But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.